person: hey wanna hang out
thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
booksandwildthings: brendonboydlikeurie: sexualcl0wn: mintyflavored: livvefast: groovieghoulie: socialjusticeally: notkorra: hashgag: throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up throwing handles at people who need to get a grip throwing refrigerators at people who need to chill throwing scissors at people who need to “cut it out” throwing clocks at people who need to...
olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
me: falls on face trying to put socks on
beyoncebeytwice: i hate when you feel something on your skin and you freak out because you think its a spider or something but its just a hair its always just a hair
runnawaygirls: do you ever stop and think that nobody will ever love you for who you are
no but just imagine security guards at concerts
guard: oh here come the faggots
guard: why are they so skinny
guard: do not jump into the crowd i don't want to grab your crack
guards: why are there 12 year old girls throwing bras on the stage
guards: what am i doing with my life
whatacrydonnie: IK F YOUC AN RE AD TGFGHIS OHMY GD O WE’R ELIK E SPEAKDIKNGJ HTE SA ME LNA GUGA E
tobiasvincentmaguire: my favorite sex position is crying over band members on the floor
me: oh man my show is on i'm so excited to sit down and watch television for an hour
mom: turns on every sink in the house grinds coffee beans for five minutes reorganizes every pan in the cupboard starts a rock band
Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me?
wentzporta: i’m terrified of growing old don’t ask me about my future i will throw up on you
Matt Good: What's your favorite flavor of pudding?
Bryan Stars: Umm blueberry.
Matt Good: There's blueberry pudding..? That would be yogurt, my friend.
Andy Biersack: How could you confuse that?!
male friends: dude
female friends: dude
cis friends: dude
queer friends: dude
trans* friends: dude
my parents: dude
my boss: dude
the president: mr. dude
the queen: your dudeness
the pope: holy dude
everyone at family parties: so do you have a boyfriend
1st month of school: look nice & dress nice.
The rest of the school year: rocking the homeless grandma look.
plot twist: you get off the computer and do something productive with your life